Currently Listening Satellite By P.O.D. Boom see related

                 Hey everybody, it's time I've moved on and kept just one blog. For those of you that don't know my Myspace.com blog, it's ----->

                                      http://www.myspace.com/jollygreengoob  

                   So favorite it cause I'm blowing up this account in like a week.

                                                         --Joshua 

Currently Listening The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek By Relient K see related

Amidst the molten ash, a single green stalk rose up

       So, long time no post,right? Well I've ben fairly busy with several interiors projects, and it hasn't even left me time to stop and go eat (sorry Cassia). As for the rest of the world, I've got a new job at Linens n' Things, and I've quit Joanns. The new job is giving me much better hours, which means much less free time for now. 

        In an interesting turn of events, I came across a Myspace about 3 weeks ago, with Relient K playing, so I left a kudos on her choice of music. Who would have known that such friendships could grow so quickly over the internet? *cough cough* internet dating *cough cough* Edate.com *cough cough* Haha, aside from how sad my last joke was, we really hit it off, and just last night I went out to see the Dating Movie with Elle (short for Chantelle) Nathaniel was there as well, couldn't see going on a one on one date the first time around under the circumstances.

          In any case, she's definitely one in a million, and from what Nathaniel and Steph say, I've defintely been much happier lately, and I can't blame them for noticing. I've really been about ready to give up as of late, least till Elle came along and brightened things up. We're planning another date in the near future, but I've gotta work around my job and school, so it could be a little while. I definitely haven't been this happy in a long while though, what can one say? I can't help but think that all this sitting around hoping to find a girl was nothing more than god's way of trying to test me. Albeit that I probably made a low C on that test, that's aobut my average grades in the real world, so I guess I'm on par, right?

                                       --Joshua

               And so I return from the dead. . .sort of. My head feels like a an overripened tomato that's about to burst, only now it's like that all the time. I've decided to go back on my medication because it's obvious i'm going to be stuck on the damn things forever. . .and that pisses me off to no end.

         When it seemed like everything was going to work out, my mind has takin a nosedive and I think my world is about to A-bomb again. I really don't think I'm going to be in college next semester, even if I manage to survive this semester. I'm losing my whole grip on reality, I feel like I'm about to drop at any moment from being pulled so many directions.

          On top of everything else, my damn insecurity has just built itself a nice big castle in my mind. All the things that come out of it, are negative, and hostile toward myself, or my ability to love or be loved. I'll continue later. . .

                   --Joshua

Currently Listening MMHMM By Relient K see related

I got stories!!!!!!

            It's that time again my friends, that's right, for Master Bard Joshua to have story time. Come and gather around the insanely large bon-fire that strangely resembles a house, whilst I tell you the tale of the male pregnancy.

             It started around 6ish on a Friday afternoon like any other. Nathaniel and myself decided upon the movie Underworld: Evolution as the event for the evening. Shortly before we left at 10:05, the munchies caught us both with our pants down. As we raided the kitchen for anything prepackaged and mildly delectable, we happened upon a stash of twinkies and mini-donuts. With our hoodies loaded up, and mountain dew in tow, a sudden, undeniable urge hit me like a sledgehammer. A brand new bag of potato chips, the size of my torso sounded quite good. With the assistance of Nathaniel, whom held the bag to my chest, I used my belt to fashion a strap to hold sed chips in place.

             While some consider faking pregnancy a bad thing, I decided I would allow it just this once. As we arrived at the theatre, tickets in hand, we approached the massive, inhuman form of a giant, known as the ticket taker, and continued on about our bickering. Nathaniel and I were frightened to the point of wetting ourselves as the giant said "Second theatre on the left." With a sigh of relief, and a bag of chips successfully in hand, we watched, what turned out to be an excellent movie. all be it that the first 'explicit' scene was nothing more than a money shot for the producer, and completely pointless.

               Victorious, and quite content with our movie of choice, we headed toward the dungeon of hell spawn devices known as Walmart. With scriptures such as "As seen on TV" who couldn't feel a bit like wetting themselves? With that in mind, we headed into the bathroom, where many an in depth verse could be found on the walls of the lavatory. Vivid anatomical descriptions, and many hieroglyphics could be found, among such verses as:

               If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

                     please be neat and wipe the seat.

                Such a comment was mind bogglingly profound. Both myself and my comrade were astounded by it's confusing verse. As we left the lavatory, the box of entertainment cought our eye, yielding only depressed looks as we found that one silver piece could not obtain a plushie of righteousness. A long an harsh travel about the villa of Knox was at our fingertips as my companions steed roared to life. Water fell from the heavens, as if displeased with our failure of obtaining such a sacred artifact as the righteous plushie.

                  So yeah, if you think I got too much time on my hands, bite me people, this was something that had to be said, lol.

                                                         --Joshua

Currently Listening Two Lefts Don't Make a Right.. But Three Do By Relient K Mood Ring see related

And so I've reached the pinnicle of me-ness

                   So as you all see by my oh so frickin cool hair, I've reached just about the pinnicle of who I think I'm happy being. Short of a few minor things, my own custom tattoo, my own hoodie with a wild piece of my artwork on it, and possibly contacts (all of which I'm working on) sides the contacts, I'm probably never gonna be able to open my eyes long enough to put in contacts.

            For all those worried for my sanity. . .no it's not a serious dye, it washes out with shampoo, no I'm not stupid enough to think I could go to work like that, and no I'm not going to go to bed with it in my hair. If I didn't cover everything, there's an answer for it in the future.

To be continued. . . . .

                       --Joshua